Why Crazy Always Wins

Last night I had the pleasure, actually more dry heaving than anything, to watch the Bachelor. At first, I thought, holy crap, is it Monday again? Then I remembered its a two night event. Like one night isn't enough, you gotta put a crazy broad fake dying in the frozen tundra on Tuesday night too. That makes for a good night of television.

Let's recap, shall we? 

Sean goes on a date with Des, who I affectionately call, Desi Arnaz. 

I think I see a resemblance there. 

They climb trees (boring) and repel down a mountain (still boring), then have a picnic (I am asleep). Seriously, the most boring date ever. There were no strippers, no practical jokes, nothing. Just quality time. It was disgusting. She's a cutie (little Arnaz), but I see that there is some ex bf drama coming later in the season. Finally, the one thing this season is missing, DRAMA!

 

Oh yeah, never mind. 

So, bat sheet cray (Tierra) comes on the scene and she's all, I am going to jump into this freaking cold water for Sean. Because I love him. Because we are going to get married. Because we are going to have lots of borderline psychotic babies together. Seriously, this woman should NOT be procreating with anyone. And for the life of me I feel like I am watching one of those TV shows where the audience knows a big secret, but the main character has no idea. Like, seriously is Sean blind? 

Oh yeah, never mind. 

In the end he sends Daniella, Sarah, & Selma home. She should have done a solid and just jumped in the lake with the other crazies. Bet your regretting that now huh, Selma? I wasn't too impressed with her anyway. If she said the word desert one more time I was going to go all Tierra on her ace and drive her to a desert and leave her there. I think a drinking game should be invented for Selma. Every time she says the word desert, you take a drink. You'd be hammered 15 minutes in. 

What'd you think about this week's episode?